Reading: Hiccupping

A young nun that had hiccups went to the doctor and after he auscultated her, took her blood pressure, etc, the sister asked him, “And Doctor, what do I have?” “Good sister, you are pregnant.”
The frightened young nun went running from the consultation room.
The worried doctor called the convent to ask how the young nun was doing and he reached the mother superior.“Yes, the sister has finished hiccupping, but the priest threw himself off the bell tower.”