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quarta-feira, 16 de março de 2011

Reading: A joke - The Alcoholic Taster's Job


In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.


A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.


The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.


They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink.


He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."


"That's correct", said the boss.


Another glass.


"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."


"Correct."


The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.


She brought a glass of urine.


The alcoholic tried it.


"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father!"

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