A man was eating breakfast around 11 in the morning, a sandwich and coffee, when he saw a very peculiar funeral procession heading towards the cemetery.A long black coffin was followed by a second long black coffin about 50 feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin walked a single man with a controlling pitbull.Behind him walked 200 men in a single file line.The man couldn't control his curiosity.With all respect, he went up to the man with the dog and he said: Sir, I know that this is a bad moment to be bothering you, but I have never seen a funeral such as this one.Whose funeral is this?
The man responded: Well, my wife is in the first coffin.
-What happened to her? Replied the first man.
The man responded: My dog attacked her and killed her.
The first man turned to ask another question: Alright, who's in the second coffin?
The man responded again: My mother-in-law.She was trying to help my wife and the dog went after her.
A moment of silence passed between the two men.
- Sir, may I ask to borrow your dog?
- Get in line
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