Reading: Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,68, and 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 - What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???